i’m byesexual as in bye don’t touch me
how naive
DID HE JUST DROP AN ELBOW ON A GATOR!?
Yeah? It be like that sometimes
The form. The precision.
Anonymous asked:
I don't know why, but the thought of monster partners doing stupid animal things is really funny to me. Like a naga doing the periscope thing that snakes do, werecats trying to fit in a box that is too small for them, and werewolves (even in human form for extra funnies) getting distracted by the sound of a squeaky toy. Also I really like the idea of some big monster bf/gf flopping down next to their human partner and just purring like a cat bc theyre just so happy with them.
terato-imagines answered:
Lmao yes yes
- Naga bf doing the smush pile thing that boas/ball pythons do
- Cat monsters rolling on their back for scritches and attacking bc play time!
- Playing any sound that resembles howling and your wuff bf going ape shit
- Mer bf puffing out his fins in annoyance when you tease him about him dancing in his little tank to the music you were playing
- Gargoyles finding laser pointers to be The Devil and hunting down the dots like their life depends on it
- Wendigo bf sneaking up and clacking his teeth loud next to your shoulder to scare the shit out of you
- Demons pouting when you go within 10 feet of any church
- Vampires hissing at any light that you shine at them (What We Do In the Shadows is a perfect example of funny vamps it’s A+)
i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets
i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse
please share with us the secrets
what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall?
Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G?????
I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy