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terato-imagines

Anonymous asked:

I don't know why, but the thought of monster partners doing stupid animal things is really funny to me. Like a naga doing the periscope thing that snakes do, werecats trying to fit in a box that is too small for them, and werewolves (even in human form for extra funnies) getting distracted by the sound of a squeaky toy. Also I really like the idea of some big monster bf/gf flopping down next to their human partner and just purring like a cat bc theyre just so happy with them.

terato-imagines answered:

Lmao yes yes

  • Naga bf doing the smush pile thing that boas/ball pythons do
  • Cat monsters rolling on their back for scritches and attacking bc play time!
  • Playing any sound that resembles howling and your wuff bf going ape shit
  • Mer bf puffing out his fins in annoyance when you tease him about him dancing in his little tank to the music you were playing
  • Gargoyles finding laser pointers to be The Devil and hunting down the dots like their life depends on it
  • Wendigo bf sneaking up and clacking his teeth loud next to your shoulder to scare the shit out of you
  • Demons pouting when you go within 10 feet of any church
  • Vampires hissing at any light that you shine at them (What We Do In the Shadows is a perfect example of funny vamps it’s A+)

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This is worse. Looking at these you can tell they have no significant monetary value. They were confiscated as a fear tactic. Nothing more.

arithanas

This picture breaks my heart everytime it appears in my dash. It’s a fear tactic, alright but—

The first one in the left corner: It’s a first communion rosary, and it’s not cheap.

The black one in the first line: That’s a widow rosary and it’s old.

The white one in the second line:  is a commemoration rosary. It has a miniature picture in the round part. I haven’t seen that since the 70′s.

In the third line, multicolor one: It’s an Anima mundi, I have only seen those in the hands of Rosary ministery’s old ladies. The oldest ones are from the 80′s after Juan Pablo II came to Mexico for the first time. It’s one of the old ones, I know because the crucifixes are different. 

The third one on the fourth line: Red and gold. The style is old, the metal is dark, that’s a 50′s rosary, probably a quinceañera one (or it’s maybe older, from the 40′s when the brides carried red roses with their offerings).

The fifth one on the fourth line: It’s a quinceañera rosary with Ignatius’s tear. The style is old and in my part of Mexico is orphan girls who used it. At least it was when I was young.

The third one of the fifth line: the blue one with the anchor. That one I have only seen in Veracruz and it doesn’t look new.

The fifth one on the fifth line: That’s a 90′s wedding rosary. Black and white patterns were popular on that date.

The fourth one on the last line: That’s a first communion rosary from the 30′s. It’s delicate and most probably silver.

The rest wrench my heart too, the humble everyday rosaries with wooden beads and knots. Those are cheap and bear the wear and tear of their user handling. But those  I described are much more.

Those are mother’s rosaries.

Those are not just rosaries. Those are mementos, that’s the proof of their families stories. They are taking from them the only portable things they can carry to feel the connection to their families.

It’s not a fear tactic. Call it like by its name.

It’s dehumanization.

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iloveamelia

i deserve unrestricted access to old churches and castles i want to know all the secrets

queenofslash

i work in a castle and have unrestricted access and let me tell you sometimes knowing all the secrets……is worse

hummingbird-hooligan

please share with us the secrets

queenofslash

what you guys want then, huh? You want royal family gossip? You wanna hear about the Duchess of York sneaking her lover into her room through a secret door? Or do you want the gross shit, like the skull stuck on the pike on top of the keep which nobody really knows how it got there but maintenance says it’s too high up to get down? Or the fact we tell kids the skeleton in the store room is ‘just a dummy’ but in reality nobody can break the grate without collapsing the wall? 

Ya’ll wanna hear about the G H O S T D O G????? 

jakesweetandcynical

I in fact want to hear all of those like way too much for it to be healthy

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